Pontius Pilates

It's a Killer Workout!

Ancient Wisdom, Modern Martyrs

From scrolls to swole: routines tested by time and testimony

Render Unto Caesar

What is fitness is fitness, what is gains is gains

Last Supper Sessions

Break bread with fellow disciples in our state-of-the-art sanctum

6-Day Trial (Sabbath Rest)

Rise again with a transformation of biblical proportions

Choose Your Path

Disciple Level

IV denarii

  • ✓ Cross-training basics
  • ✓ Stone Tablet newsletter
  • ✓ Forum Magnum access

Centurion Level

VIII denarii

  • ✓ Bread and fish nutrition guide
  • ✓ Monthly persecution challenges
  • ✓ Golgotha Peak access

Governor's Circle

XII denarii

  • ✓ Stations of the Crossfit
  • ✓ 39 lashes of motivation
  • ✓ Wine to Water hydration therapy

Bonus "Dolo Rossa" Gymnastics Module

Sign up for the Governor's Circle and receive a complimentary gymnastics course—nail the Iron Cross in just fourteen steps!

All subscriptions payable in advance by the Ides of each month. We accept tetradrachm!

Testament to Results (New!)

"The Governor's Circle changed me. I've never felt more powerful!"

—Marcus A.

"I truly have a new lease on life!."

—Lazarus O'B.

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